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normal-horoscopes:

Aries: Balance tension and support to launch projectiles over fortifications.

Taurus: Hold yourself. Feel the rushing fluid in your ears. The fight is far from done. The stars know you are tired but you have to fight.

Gemini: Though it may feel impossible, you make progress every single day. Ever further unto power. Ever further unto freedom.

Cancer: Hoist the black flag. Feed the hungry. Never mind who says you can or cannot.

Leo: The chains may be unbreakable. Nobody ever expects you to carry the thing you are chained to.

Virgo: Strength? Weakness? I saw a man beat a crocodile to death using nothing but his hands and practice.

Libra: Nobody can outhink you if even you dont know what youre doing.

Scorpio: To assume the world is a ration place is folly, and the quickest way to missing out on discovery. Try things for the fuck of it.

Ophiuchus: All things must be cleaned eventually. Everything deserves to breathe properly.

Sagittarius: You can generate more identity than can be stolen. Crash the identity market. Supply and demand bitch.

Capricorn: Rumors kill. Use this to your advantage.

Aquarius: You dont understand. We have reached the frontier of human medicine. Who knows what beasts lurk in this unexplored country?

Pisces: You cant bribe a wolf.

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i met this guy in the smoking area of a house party in hackney wick and he literally said the words “im not like other guys you know” and now he’s booty calling me with french new wave cinema

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

I’m the guy and the movie is step brothers

me and rob zombie’s Halloween and Halloween II

Me and Austin powers in Goldmember

me and grease 

Me and Cruel Intentions II

me and the entire saw / final destination franchises :/

Me and any cirque du soleil show

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